we're all mad here~
#tbt to when I was about 2 or 3 years old. I was such a #cute #little #toddler :) I love remembering these #GoodOldTimes! I was a #happy #child with the most amazing and happy #childhood!

#tbt to when I was about 2 or 3 years old. I was such a #cute #little #toddler :) I love remembering these #GoodOldTimes! I was a #happy #child with the most amazing and happy #childhood!

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

kairibloodheart:

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

please tell me this dog’s name is Gemini, twoface, or something that would reference this in this dog 

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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